Facetivus

“Deadlines”

admin — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 15:56:38 +0000

I’m so sick of the phrase “Deadline.” It’s a misnomer. I miss them all the time, and no one has ever actually died.

Antlers

chris_rocks — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 15:06:34 +0000

Please for the LOVE of GOD, do not put wreaths, garland, bows etc on your car for Christmas. Not only does it look stupid, its dangerous. And for all that is holy never even think about putting reindeer antlers on your car. That automatically enters you to the Douche Hall of Fame.

I seen a car the other day with garland, a wreath, and Antlers, and to top off the look, the driver was wearing a Santa hat. Wow…it doesn’t get more douchey than that.

Burnt Popcorn

Silverchief — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 14:49:08 +0000

Please, for the love of God, learn how to pop popcorn. If you are at work, don’t burn the popcorn. It’s a horrible smell, one that lingers in my sinuses for days. It’s not enjoyable. Please, learn how to pop popcorn. When it stops popping, pull the damn bag out.

Thanks,
Everyone else in the world

What Charity Should Facetivus Support?

admin — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 00:01:59 +0000

When I conceived of Facetivus, I knew I wanted to do something good. I just wasn’t sure what that something was. Problem is, I still don’t.

There are lots of great causes out there, but I want to support a charity as unique as this idea is. Right now, I’d like to collect ideas over the next few weeks. You can use the comments, email, Twitter or Facebook. I’ll then pick 5-10 favorites and put it up for a vote or something.

Maybe the right move is to split the proceeds among a few charities. I’m really open to ideas, so please feel free to discuss.